I don’t know if any of you saw the story a while back about some of the people of Korea using sausages to control their iPhones in the cold weather (apparently they’re remarkably similar to fingers), but I’ve got great news! Now you, too, can have you very own sausage-stylus! (I’ll take “Sentences I never thought I’d write” for $1,000, Alex)

The folks over at Gizmodo (specifically Rosa Golijan) will be testing out these super meats, which are available for the low, low, loooooow price of $1.

So how many of you would’ve loved one of these when you were buried in snow a couple weeks back? (By the way, the first link has a video!)