If this were the army, now would be the time where Google was in your face yelling, “From now on, I’m your daddy and your mama!!” Seemingly unsatisfied to be your search engine, RSS reader, phone’s OS creator, phone seller and virtually everything else involving the internet, Google wants to be your broadband service provider. Yes, you read that right, Google has been trying to unify everything you do online for a while now so being your service provider sort of makes sense.

Google plans to test their coverage in a small number of locations from anywhere between 50,000 and 500,000 people with speeds up to a blistering 1GB per second.

Who knows how this will work out, but it definitely has the ability to change the way people use the web. With stupid-fast speeds, all Google needs is competitive pricing (something they’ve had no problem with in the past since virtually everything they do is free) to really shake up the broadband service industry. They’ve also claimed the service will be available through a variety of service providers.

Here’s how it will all go down.

…OK, not really. But it’s still funny!