New Contest! Who do you wish had Twitter?

When Cell Guru asked me to come up with a new contest, I wanted to do something fun and really pick your brains.
I know most, if not all, of you have seen Fight Club (don’t give me any of that “I read the book and it was better” crap… I did too and it wasn’t even Palahniuk’s best work – Survivor FTW) and the same number have a Twitter account. Well I watched it while I was doing laundry the other day and I’ve always loved the “who would you fight” question.
So here is my question: What person from history (past or present) do you wish had Twitter and what would you love to see them tweet?
Maybe you’d like to see da Vinci mention he just painted the “some chick with the craziest smile”, or Martin Luther tweet the location of his 95 Theses (think he’d use foursquare?).
Possibly Nero tweeting a joke about “starting fires under the people of Rome” or even a Noah “looks like rain” comment?
So let’s hear it guys and gals. You know the drill: you leave comments and we give out prizes. This time we’ve teamed up cellunlock.net to give out 50 – yes, 5 0 – unlock codes to our favorite comments.
The contest will run until Friday at midnight with the winners announced Sunday evening.
Happy commenting!
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about 2 years ago
hugh hefner is on twitter @hughhefner sorry brother
about 2 years ago
very good call on this one
about 2 years ago
I dont know about real life…but maybe Oscar the grouch..what does he really have in that damn trash can!??!!?!? what would he tweet about? trying to get out of the trash can? or how annoying big bird is?? haha
about 2 years ago
i wished Nobunaga Oda had twitter…and i would really love to see he tweet “spread the militarism over the whole land”, or literally “…under the sky” or maybe “hey guys i’m going to take over this whole country wished me luck guys” that would be cool
about 2 years ago
Osama bin laden @osamabinladen good thing for 3G I was afraid I wouldn’t get reception in these caves
about 2 years ago
I wish Kanye West had Twitter so we could see something like this: “Yo, Google Buzz…imma let you do your thing, and y’all are alright…but Twitter is the best social networking website of ALL TIME!”
about 2 years ago
Colonel Paul Tibbetts pilot in command of the
Enola Gay that dropped the nuclear device on Hiroshima.
Describing his personal feelings despite his duty to country
about 2 years ago
Harriet Tubman. I’d want to see her tweet about what it was like to guide the slaves North to freedom on the Underground Railroad and how it felt to give freedom to so many.
“Several ‘passengers’ kissed the soil after we crossed the border between the Confederacy & the Union. Freedom means the world to them, to us”
about 2 years ago
Joe Biden, I would love to know what he actually does to earn his oversized paycheck and great benefits!
about 2 years ago
I wish I had @TigerWoods and look forward for his tweet, not a golf tips but how to manage 3-5 dates at a time. lol
about 2 years ago
Looking back into history I think some great military or political figures. People like Hitler, Churchill, and maybe Cleopatra. Cleopatra on twitter “hmmm how many slaves does it take to keep me cool with that palm branch”…
???
about 2 years ago
how about @RyanMiller, “this bench is comfortable” “sweet, we scored with 24 sec left!” “I can go back on the ice!” “really, Crosby? you’ve been lackluster until now…”
about 2 years ago
what about @Noahontheark, “is it ever going to freakin’ stop raining? These animals smell horrible…”
about 2 years ago
I’d like to see Jack Bauer Twitter, while doing an interrogation.
@scarinzi
about 2 years ago
The CEO of Citibank (my employer) @Vikpandit Another million dollars, and another million people pissed off isn’t life great?
Ok I don’t actually want to see that, but I could only imagine that’s what he would write he sucks at his job….
about 2 years ago
George Washington…. “WTF happened??? Gimme a gun, where’s the front line?? When are marching into DC?
about 2 years ago
Deff Marilyn Monroe. I love the way she thinks.
I’ve tweeted a handful of her quotes, &if she could tweet I’m sure I would re-tweet the majority of em = )
about 2 years ago
If Dexter Morgan actually existed that would be pretty sweet. Get in on his little thoughts.
He could even go by his secret nickname Kyle Butler (if I’m correct?)
I totally want that guru theme! rystserver[at]gmail[dot]com unless you want to send it to the one I put in the email field for the comment.
about 2 years ago
You can go ahead and delete the one before this one, sorry for the double comment.
If Dexter Morgan actually existed that would be pretty sweet. Get in on his little thoughts.
He could even go by his secret nickname Kyle Butler (if I’m correct?)
I totally want that guru theme! rystserver[at]gmail[dot]com unless you want to send it to the one I put in the email field for the comment. BlackBerry 8530 is my Model.
about 2 years ago
I wish Mitch Hedberg was alive to use twitter. Great comedian!
@marshallgeraldc
about 2 years ago
Obama (yeah I know he has one)..
Why can’t them stupid republicans just do what I want them to?
about 2 years ago
how about Jesus haha, “why have you forsaken me? @god” or “whats all the buzz about Lazarus was only sleeping?” or “man mary mags is lookin hella fine today”
about 2 years ago
I would say Jesus, on the cross, “@the_world well, I guess Im gonna die today. But, its all good, I will see you all in 3 days anyways!”